So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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