No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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