Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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