What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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