ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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