i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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