so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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