I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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