Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
