Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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