Pants 0. Shit 1.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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