i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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