i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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