I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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