Having a random hookup so left but love u
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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