i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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