Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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