8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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