i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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