yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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