So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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