the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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