That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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