He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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