She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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