dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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