If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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