He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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