Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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