Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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