You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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