What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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