what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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