rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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