I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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