He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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