Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just had sex bonerless
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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