I wish i was in the wii world.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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