U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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