What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Are we still banned from the library?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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