god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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