it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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