"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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