My hand turned me down
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The best revenge is premature balding
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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