Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
