Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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