let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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