god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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