Cold hands, warm shart.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
