Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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