Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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