apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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