none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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